When I was a little kid, we worried that at any moment, some idiot in Washington D.C. or Moscow would mistake a computer glitch for an incoming fleet of missiles, and hit the button, and we鈥檇 all be radioactive ash before noon.

Then the Berlin Wall fell, and the Soviet Union crumbled, and there were McDonald鈥檚 franchises from the Czech Republic to Siberia. Things weren鈥檛 perfect, but we no longer worried about NATO and the Russians getting into a hot war.

The current military standoff between NATO and Russia over Ukraine (hopefully still a standoff when you read this column, or better still a withdrawal from the border) is bringing up some childhood memories, and not in a good way.

It鈥檚 already more than enough to deal with that there鈥檚 a major military and diplomatic standoff underway right now. That鈥檚 sufficient cause for anxiety all on its own. But of course, it鈥檚 not all. We鈥檝e got a massive smorgasbord of stuff going on right now to keep us awake nights.

Here鈥檚 a short list of the things I鈥檓 still, also, worried about right this moment:

鈥� COVID-19

Hey, remember the pandemic? It鈥檚 still happening! Given how many times we were told it was almost over, only to have our hopes dashed, I鈥檓 now expecting it to never end. We鈥檒l just transition into ever more stupid and awful variants.

I do kind of wish the variants would be more creative. Maybe the next one also makes angry bees attack you, or it gives you two solid weeks of that nightmare where you鈥檙e back in high school, but you forgot to wear pants!

鈥� Climate change

We just had a year in which a massive heatwave killed hundreds of British Columbians, followed by a record deep freeze. Oh, and the floods and fires and that tornado at UBC, to boot. Maybe this year we鈥檒l finally get that massive Fraser River flood we鈥檝e been fearing since 1948?

No matter what happens, we have the spectre of slow sea level rise to keep us company.

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鈥� Economic meltdown

I never know how much to divide my economic fears up. Should I worry about the Canadian property bubble popping, or not popping? Is it part of the worldwide property bubble, or is Canada鈥檚 issue its own thing? Will a property price crash take down the stock markets, or vice versa? Should I be more worried about high inflation, or the stock market meltdown likely to follow a sharp increase in interest rates?

All I know is that when the prices of NFTs of ugly monkeys drop in value from six figures to zero, leaving their owners sobbing and rending their garments, I will take some time out of my day for a hearty laugh.

The thing about those crises is that they鈥檙e all connected. One crisis affects another, and may even cause another crisis to get worse.

The world is in plate-spinning mode, and the plates are crises, and we鈥檙e left to watch for signs of a wobble, waiting for them to fall, one at a time or all at once.